Monday, April 03, 2006

Once in a Lifetime

..And you may ask yourself, “Am I right? Am I wrong?”
And you may ask yourself, “My god! What have I done?”

Appearing worn and slightly delirious, Lord Lessimore was found sprawled on the front stoop of his manor house this afternoon. Though his voice was barely audible underneath his abundant beard, he was said to be mumbling incoherent phrases about “core plan,” “Duchess of York” and “Go Owl 8.”

Reconstructing missives the Lord issued shortly before his disappearance, it appears he had embarked on a two-week quest to acquire something valuable to him that he had lost several months before. This “Go Owl 8” is apparently a highly valuable commodity among an elite international core of knights, requiring drastic modifications in lifestyle and consumption.

Though nothing was found on Lessimore besides a small satchel of raisins tucked inside his loincloth and a silver “Bravo” sticker affixed to his forehead, he claimed to have this “Go Owl 8” in his possession. It is hoped that after a day of recuperation, more details about the Lord’s harrowing quest will be available.

Years as Lifetime WW Member: 1
YAM: 1.2
Last HSW: 162
Last 4W: 164